Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
i remember when my ex boyfriend was like ‘we need to talk’ and i was kinda worried but then we were sat down and he was like ‘yeah so…whenever you’re around me i get a boner and i don’t mean to i’m sorry’ and i was like ‘there’s nothing even wrong with that?’ and he was like ‘thank god because,i was scared you were gonna cry’