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grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via werewolfarchery)

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dutchster:

happy easter everyone! ladies, celebrate this holiday by dyeing and painting your ovaries pretty colors

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georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

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oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

(via dutchster)

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American Horror Story: Easter

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Tags: easter
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"I got my eyes on you, you’re everything that I see
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly
I can’t get over you, you left your mark on me

(Source: corazon-delatorr, via hungryhippocrites)

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sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

(via dutchster)

Tags: about me
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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow)

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dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

(via haveyoufinishedthose-errands)

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Tags: la chancla
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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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