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buttermybatter:

This is it.
This is Eurivision song contest

buttermybatter:

This is it.

This is Eurivision song contest

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tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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stylinwho:

cerseiscrown:

if i could physically explain to you how hard i’m laughing maybe you would understand why this is happening

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wot niel

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stylinwho:

cerseiscrown:

if i could physically explain to you how hard i’m laughing maybe you would understand why this is happening

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wot niel

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uglybloggerlol:


“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 
Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

(Source: bringontheshackles, via borinq)

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rexuality:

rexuality:

i lost 9 followers last night for telling bad wizard of oz jokes

i guess y’all aren’t following me anymore because you’re…

following the yellow dick road

i lost 3 more

maybe you guys need to visit the wizard and…

ask for a heart

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

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irreluhvent:

s-kinnydip:

trust:



“I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!”

That awkward moment when the “ugly” roles are actually played by someone absurdly beautiful..

i love rebel so much

She’s amazing

beautiful

irreluhvent:

s-kinnydip:

trust:

“I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!”

That awkward moment when the “ugly” roles are actually played by someone absurdly beautiful..

i love rebel so much

She’s amazing

beautiful

(Source: jodiefosters, via realfunny-bro)

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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bodaciouscans:

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

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#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal

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wispagold:

i remember when my ex boyfriend was like ‘we need to talk’ and i was kinda worried but then we were sat down and he was like ‘yeah so…whenever you’re around me i get a boner and i don’t mean to i’m sorry’ and i was like ‘there’s nothing even wrong with that?’ and he was like ‘thank god because,i was scared you were gonna cry’

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k1mkardashian:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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IS SHE OKAY????

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